Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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bow_less 0
try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.
casanova_fml 0
Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.
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Comments (60)
ak73191 0
omg im so sorry tough love
adamo_erebus 26
"He came and immediately passed out afterwards" implies that he was probably drunk at the time and this was just a one-night stand. Seeing that text must've sucked but it's not like he was your man.
Solano2580 24
#67 "boy that I loved" doesn't sound like a one night stand, and why would anyone tell their one night stand about their past relationship?
casanova_fml 0
Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.
ivygirl 0
haha 42 agreed
bow_less 0
try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.
silentfirefly 0
That's depressing.
HyperFlirt 0
I hope you yelled at him. Or dumped him.
Cre6rul 0
Stop dating dumb asses.
theanonimouse 0
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i can't believe everyone's saying you should dump him just because of one text message... who knows the context of that message anyway? And how do you know it wasn't just a friendly "i love you," or a sarcastic "i love you too" responding to something mean he may have said to her earlier? People are way too reactionary... ever stop to think maybe that's why relationships don't last anymore? Nobody's perfect, and it's always best to give someone the benefit of the doubt instead of just jumping down their throat and dropping the whole relationship at the least sign of trouble.
garrettgoshorn 0
that's what I was thinking
jcorrea8521 5
That's super naive...
bettyc4 26
Obviously no one likes this comment
Linkisomnivore 8
It shouldn't matter while you are with someone else you shouldnt say I love you to someone you've been with or someone you have slept with it just isn't right
pregnantpianist 2
I agree with the fact that it's naive to think that. There's a text that says "I love you too" from an EX GIRLFRIEND. She'd be stupid to lie to herself and think it's nothing.
ill 0
I dunno what's worse... how stupid he is, or how stupid you are for dating someone as stupid =
browneyedgirl07 0
kick his naked ass out - without the clothes.
killkillkill 0
damn that sucks, i hope every person who was cheated on by ur gf with ur best friend, kicks ur best friend's ass. Oh an break up with her/him