Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I went to the toilet to do a number 2. As I went to wipe, the toilet paper slipped out of my hand and I before my brain could register, I wiped my ass with my bare hand.. I also had curry the night before, so yeah. FML
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper in a family member’s house. I looked around and found baby wipes. I was saved! Unfortunately, they were actually Clorox wipes. The bleach gave me a chemical burn in my ass. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Top comments
jstorie95 8
Sounds like a pain in the ass
elJefe98 8
Nailed it!
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Comments (63)
aLiYaaH_fml 17
So urm.. I gues u learned a lesson while not multi tasking :F But hope it gets better x
iAlissa 34
Y u no know English
SobrietyKills 14
What do you expect from a Belieber?
ziy_fml 15
Number 60 learn how to spell before you comment about people's English
slithergirl 5
Shit thats gotta hurt.
Sweet_Meli 11
Oh my! I hope your okay , that must've been a pain in the ass :p , hope your ok op!
NiteShayd 10
The ring of fire. The ring of fire.
Bevspeaks 11
I fell into a burning ring of fire, as I went down the flames shot higher
B_CeouL 12
And it burn burn burn, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
perdix 31
You should have used ass-a-tone!
DocBastard 40
So what you're saying is that using an acetone-soaked rag is NOT GYN-approved? I'm surprised you're just learning this.
schadenfreud 6
at least you didn't wipe first then try to remove the nail polish I guess
Ins0mau 20
Would have preferred that. At least you can just wash it off.
tranced_ 45
from what I've experienced, nail polish removers don't generally harm until exposed to internal skin.. it rather feels cold, like a deo..
Welshite 40
Acetone is harmful. Even gloves offer no protection from the compound as it goes through the nitrile. It may feel cold and harmless, but you don't know what it's doing to your body in the long run. I've been on contact with it daily for years. It's not fun knowing the potential dangers while still having to use the solvent.
Poetaster 10
Um... It's time you checked in to the "Harmfull" effects...
Sarahandlucas 9
I'm sorry but how does she deserve it!?! Just about everybody multi-tasks while using the restroom.
corocoro 30
And most people do so without hurting themselves.
vipirius 18
Most people multitask with smartphones, not dangerous chemicals.
omgjustno 7
I once accidentally spilled nail polish remover all over my shorts and crotch area I feel your pain