Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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Top comments
JoeGrant 12
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
Nightwing98 22
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
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Comments (105)
Xotoolyxo 16
You probably won't ever see that person again, no big deal...it was an emergency
jimmywithsalt 19
Happens to the best of us, OP.
BabyBear_1989 4
That is kinda if a ydi and fyl because the way I see it is you should have called out first to make sure you were alone I mean if you were alone no one would have heard you call out and if you were not alone like what happened you wouldn't have run out of the stall ass covered in shit making it a truly akward situation... should have just used what little smarts every human being have and it would have saved you and the other people in the bathroom a life tone of therapy
snugglesMcGee199 23
Wouldn't poop be dripping anyway? So it really doesn't matter.
djPanda 8
I would explain what happend also thats y I always check
Taolan 23
Protip - Check for paper, and carry a small supply of your own just in case. Re-usable tissue travel cases work great for TP.
jrock9093 18
It's cool it's not like they don't have the same body parts! Just probably not with running crap lol
whatwhyhoo 10
Fyl because you're a dumbass for not checking first but maybe you were in a hurry.
JohnTheLad 13
Always check for that TP. Also, why didn't you announce your presence? or find out the current occupancy of the bathroom? What a shitty situation.
luminis12 23
ALWAYS check for toilet paper before you sit down.