Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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JoeGrant 12
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
Nightwing98 22
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
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Comments (105)
Inked0803 12
Talk about being caught with your pants down
KimmyCupZ 21
I always carry a packet of tissues with me as many public restrooms constantly run out of toilet paper.
snugglesMcGee199 23
That seems more reasonable for girls to do since they usually have purses. :)
KimmyCupZ 21
That is true. Although, I have a male friend and he carries a handbag at times. :)
dangerika93 11
Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Sitting on the toilet Ya flush! Or NOT cause you're the great Cornholio and you need TP for your bunghole!
rawr1308 14
I've had to this too, luckily no one saw me. Although if I'm not alone I awkwardly ask to be handed some toilet paper.
theITguy 9
theITguy 9
i realized too late that #75 beat me to my comment. sorry for the duplicate.
ethanman82 8
the only thing to do is tuck your junk between your legs, scuttle out muttering "would you ****, i'd **** me so hard" in a deep voice.
happyfingers 15
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That blows XD Don't worry, I've been stuck in the stall with my sister when she suddenly realized that she didn't *JUST* have to pee. And I had to sit there and wait because at the time I was young enough that she didn't wanna leave me alone in the store. And that happened twice in the same day. Stuff happens. And now both you and whoever saw you have a funny story. lol
kellenp10 9
Should've used the socks
FrankHotpants 31
Use your socks?