Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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Top comments
JoeGrant 12
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
Nightwing98 22
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
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Comments (105)
kder0aeon 9
well what happened?
llnursingll 10
That's horrible!!!!! lol I hope you know what gave you diarrhea and avoid it next time.
alfred07 18
Ignore this post, I posted it in the wrong fml by mistake
Bigfabthetruth52 22
I always check first no matter what.i used to be like that guy from the first American pie, but i eventually got over that.
justmeCee 16
Always check the t.p situation first in a public bathroom! You also could of called out for help. YDI.
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, use your socks... Ok. Next time check, but if you don't, then use your socks.
KushCrushin89 10
Probably not. If you've got the runs and no paper, I doubt you're going to be bending down awkwardly in a stall while dripping shit everywhere to see if there's feet.
ebrainer1 9
So clench up, pull your pants up, even if it's to the height so your shirt covers your ass and walk over to the next stall. Don't expect the universe to bend around your indecency.
blayzie420 7
that....that just sucks.
blayzie420 7
can only imagine the weird awkward walk turning into an awkward run into the same stall as before.. and then asking for toilet paper. smh hahaha