Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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Top comments
JoeGrant 12
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
Nightwing98 22
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?
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Comments (105)
RedPillSucks 33
You literally showed the "ass" in assume.
spluver0005 17
I can just feel the awkwardness
Miss_Latina 13
More like smell
RedPillSucks 33
Damn. If you can feel the smell, don't go to that public rest room any more.
singer0421 32
Maybe check the bathroom before walking out there with your pants down? Even if you thought no one was in there you gotta be careful if you're walking around with your bottom half all natural.
graceinsheepwear 34
I think you mean au naturale.
gc327072 31
Aaaaaand you do the walk! Do the walk of life Yea, you do the walk of life!
Shmatterhorn 38
Yep, OP certainly was in "Dire Straits".
jdeezy01 13
Well that escalated quickly.
ElricMustang 23
This doesn't even make any sense
olpally 33
I really hope no one makes the forbidden comment... Unless it already got deleted. That's just bad luck op.
ElricMustang 23
Why the rush for toilet paper? I wipe after I'm done, when I'm calm again lol
Pattygirl2011 6
that just sounds like an average day in a public bathroom. take it from some body who worked retail for two years, worse things happen jin public bathrooms
worldclassrager 41
If you run out don't ask for some just accept your fate a weep quietly... Is it really that big of a deal to pull up your pants and if you can steal a roll or just flush and swap for a bit?
dereksch 1
I'm assuming their was toilet seat covers. Why not wipe with those? Or did you put your bare skin on the toilet, because that's nasty......