Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML
Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
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Top comments
nominaski 25
why would anyone joke about getting in a car accident?
Pingvinai 37
Something something candy cane joke.
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Comments (64)
HighlandShadows 48
Maybe Santa will bring you a set of crutches... and perhaps some more sympathetic family members.
Mean_Girl 5
God bedring!
timtimwin 1
How does a car run over ur foot?
PinkBalloonLady 4
Well, could you not have gotten some cruches and have gone to celebrate christmas? Or have asked someone to pick you up? Saying you cannot walk, sounds like having broken both legs... Surely there must be a way to go even though your foot was run over?
Distantsoul 8
You weren't exactly in a car accident were you? Your foot got run over by a car, talk about over exaggerating! My mums accidentally ran over my foot when I was younger, it was a funny accident not a car crash ffs smh
Distantsoul 8
You know literally people can't walk and will never be able to walk after serious car crashes, yet you're here moaning because you have a bad foot, claiming you were in a car crash when you clearly weren't