Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, my deadbeat ex-husband who works at a country club was invited to play poker with some club members as they needed a last player. He’s rubbish at poker but got some lucky hands and ended up winning £112,000 from those rich guys. Life isn’t fair. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my girlfriend pawned in her mother's engagement ring so she could gamble at the pokies. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
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Top comments
MiSo_Delek 7
Take it all back. Consider it rent
MrRuffyboots 0
Sounds like you're just mad :P
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Comments (93)
emeraldisle 30
I take it she beats you at a lot of things.
Airman1988 9
You just got owned by your mother in law
xXxIracebethxXx 14
YOU DON'T SAY?
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
iracebeth.....are you ALWAYS this angry? sheesh, I think you need to tone it down a few notches!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Angry? Oh, no! More like sarcastic. :)
knsy 0
Time to find your balls and kick her out.
loserboii 11
Monster-In-Law much?
twifan1901 0
Why did this remind me of George Lopez? Just remove the in law from mother!
G0odgrief 0
considering she is already living with them I think he might have a tough time convincing his wife to evict her own mother.
codkid15 0
Loser !!
DocBastard 40
That evil woman obviously has no heart. You should club her over the head 52 times, steal her diamonds, dig a hole in the backyard next to the deck with a spade, then shuffle out there and throw her in. I think this deal will suit you well.
skitzofunia88 8
That's why you're an FML legend.
ninjafury101 2
Did that just happen?
someindiandude 6
I hope everyone gets it...if they do, your post will be the most thumbed you bastard!
klovemachine 24
this is an awesome post by doc bastard!
wlddog 14
WE'RE NOT WORTHY !!
jmichael11 9
Don't you know when to quit. You don't have to play ever hand haha. It's called folding.
GhettoXmuffin 7
26- it's "you'reself"..
GhettoXmuffin 7
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