Today, I was having sex with my husband when the pores on his forehead triggered my trypophobia. We had to stop before I had a panic attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I had to Google that. Turns out that it's a new word, fear of holes. Better hope your husband doesn't develop a fear of holes or you'll have no sex life whatsoever.
Rodville 28
Trypophobia is a proposed phobia (intense, irrational fear, or anxiety) of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps. The term is believed to have been coined by a participant in an online forum in 2005. Now no one else has to google it.
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Comments (48)
justinb97 16
This is so relatable! I have it severely. I'm an environmental science major and one class we were looking at bee hives and I couldn't stop shaking
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
I have it too! Thought I was alone until I found it on a phobia website and realized what I had. People think it's fake but it's not
Julie_1476990536 4
I swear I just heard my grandma talking about how she can always tell it's going to rain because her trypophobia flares up
PunzieKitten 1
Okay I actually felt so bad for you reading that. I'm so sorry your phobia is so severe. That's awful
Bonk182 2
whatever you do, do not Google trpophobia and skin pores that will scar you for life
Bonk182 2
whatever you do, do not Google trpophobia and skin pores that will scar you for life
DanielleinDC 34
Well, you have two options: Closing your eyes during sex or do rear-entry positions.
derschadenfreude 5
have you tried not diagnosing yourself with whatever nonsense you find on the internet?
Julia_Blossom 14
Must suck that you can't do it with him because if your fear of holes that makes you have panic attacks. I can't EVER do it with anyone because I got sexually assaulted and break down at the thought, but whatever, holes are apparently traumatizing.
WTF STFU 3
Is sex that boring that you are concentrating on the pores on his head, how about do it with the lights off like most people who can't stand to look at the person humping them. Shit most people won't even go into the same room as their partner when naked with the lights on, that's how nightmares are made. Oh and GROW THE HELL UP.
WTF STFU 3
Is sex that boring that you are concentrating on the pores on his head, how about do it with the lights off like most people who can't stand to look at the person humping them. Shit most people won't even go into the same room as their partner when naked with the lights on, that's how nightmares are made. Oh and GROW THE HELL UP. Another medical condition spread by the internet, we should all wear gloves and masks while typing.