Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Top comments
MissMoonshine 0
Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.
Natalie2k8 6
If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol
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Comments (60)
ianbennett123 0
he's already screwing his girlfriend... therefore the most he can be is bi
InfiniteSecret 20
Not nessesary, he may just be using his girlfriend as a cover, or wasn't sure about himself so he dates her as it is he thought he wanted
scaredshadow 0
freudian slip..you really are a gay man
HoMachine 1
ita been two years, outta ur closet yet? u r gay!
Noname7453 0
You are
_crayola_ 1
you my friend just made me LMFAO! .. Aww poor thing
redmonkey224539 9
Just say u did it to make him move out
modowd19 3
It's called a Freudian slip, your probably gay but you don't know it
raesos91 26
he left because you forgot to add "no ****"
museerux01 10
Well, then why did you call her brad???
BigD3452 6
This is why you should just grunt when u bust a nut. LMFAO