Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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mk58 31
I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an ******...
DocBastard 40
Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.
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katiebug170 0
Yeah. My boyfriend does that.
MisUnFortunate 31
Why do guys always have to ask stuff like that all the time ._.