Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
YDI for not knowing your limits
lyndis_fml 0
You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.
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Comments (236)
fallingforever_fml 0
#128 FTW . if he did that would be a fail . he obviously got horny off of 2 girls 1 cup xD
Puolukka 4
Oh my gosh people give her a break... I start gagging and once started throwing up when my doctor put that stick thing in my mouth to push down my tongue and look in my throat...I do however not have any problems giving my man a *******...we're also in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months and he also does get turned on by me sucking on my finger because he likes to imagine that I'm sucking on him... I don't have to stick my fingers in my throat to start gagging...it already happens when I touch the very back of my tongue...and I absolutely hate throwing up, to me it's the most disgusting thing in the world...I can see blood all day long...but throw-up eeeeeewwwwwww................
roflstephh 0
LOL @ #15. ydi though. cyber is a dumb idea all together.
AntiChrist7 0
maybe he gets turned on at seeing that. 2g1c..
eliz3 0
I'm sure he'd rather it were your finger than his dick?
CaptainJellyBean 0
FYL for having cybersex. Lame.
Go_Home 0
HAHAHHAHA.
dol567 0
I have had an eating disorder (not bulimia because I didn't do it often enough) and I'm used to forcing myself to throw up...and I've heard of people that just can't do it. And you have to try. So no, I don't think that just sticking your finger in your mouth (or even a little down your throat...but wth would you do that??) would cause you to throw up. I call fake.
willgh7 0
LMFAO!!! so funny even if it is fake. and thats definetly not gonna blow his mind
Dhamy 0
How...could you make yourself puke? ... HOW? I think this is bullshit.