Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
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Comments (116)
never_accepted 0
THATS a good way to **** up your day.
daniisme 0
agreed. I call fake though, unless OPs gay, because it says your a dude. I'm not homophobic either
DrLemon 0
his user is "awkwardgayboi" soo, prob not fake :)
brianjman14 23
78, you're a moron. "FAKE UNLESS OP IS GAY" ummmm, his username is "awkwardgayboi" so of course he's gay. 83, you're a moron too. It's spelled "disgusting" and also, what do you mean "neither can go in another?" If you mean they can't stick their dick in something, then you're a bigger moron than I thought. It's called "ANAL SEX."
SilverBallet 0
Well. On the bright side, we have yet to come up with technology to share smells online...
annalysse 8
HAHA
colbytow 0
LOLZ
MCart_fml 0
As long as Skype doesn't add a smell extension you should be fine. Oh, and turn on your speakers so when he farts you can frown at him ;)
zidane312 0
im glad im a guy, i can fart during sex and shrug it off hahaha
MittenKitten 4
thats still really gross : / I feel sorry for whatever girls you have fun with
Taylo12237 5
What girls?...
daytoday21 10
Op is a guy...
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
It's natural, it's not disgusting
RHK_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Learn to control your gas. You disgust me.
Alicia_Raven7 0
its only natural >.>
andiboo 12
Learn to control what you say. YOU disgust me.
WSUlife19 0
And you being able to hear him wasn't a clue?
Snowstar 0
His speakers weren't on.
ellebell 0
if it makes you feel any better i bet you anything that 50% of the time that he's with you he is holding back a fart...
WSUlife19 0
and #5, I believe the OP is a guy as well.
Ace2600 3
I don't think so, it says boyfriend. DONT TAKE THAT WRONG im not against gays in any way shape or form
mswhatever 18
his username is awkwardgayboi I think OP is a guy. And his symbol says male.
jackmode9316 0
Because farts and sex go together like waffles and cocaine.
Dr_Awesome654 24
Yeah, perfectly.