Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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yvelmi 0
Dude your my hero
Jay_JWLH 0
I hope it worked. Because if your wife was smart enough, she might realize that those scratches along your back had nothing to do with your accident. Anyway, your wife must mean a lot to you if you had to hurt yourself to protect your marriage. You should really work on it, and stop cheating on her.
Im_Awsum_97 0
I have an idea! how bout u don't cheat in the 1st place, Fucktard!? & i'm sure most of the people commenting already prettymuch covered that, but, dude! DON'T CHEAT.
GarnetHuntress 0
Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
Monmon_la 0
Too bad you didn't land on your wiener
OwlKid 0
Dumbass.
iltby 3
You're a ******* moron.
crippler 0
You deserved that you dick. Why can't you just be happy with your life? You cheat on you spouse so don't expect any sympathy from anyone here.
notyourbitch 6
god. yfdi. i hope she finds out :)
Dino502Run 0
That's the DUMBEST THING I have EVER heard!! You are truly an idiot for doing BOTH of those things!!! Just say you cut your damn back!