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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Your life doesn't suck retard, you deserved it. You can't actually expect sympathy, when you post that. F u not your life dick

so why should anyone feel bad for you? u totally deserve it for cheating..

dood dumbass cheater. you ******* ****

you deserved it you dumbass. dont get married if youre gonna **** more than one person.

Karma is a bitch

karma's a bitch eh??

I kinda wish this ended with a "btw I broke my neck". why would you post this trying to get sympathy? people like you deserve everything they get in life and I hope ur ass gets dumped

OHHHHH THATS WHAT YOU GET BIATCH!!!!!!

You, are a fucktard! You deserve all the pain you receive.