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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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jennayyydoll 0

You're an ass. I hope those injuries were pretty severe. I don't care if that's mean or I shouldn't wish that on people. I fking mean it.

thats what you get for cheating on your wife sicko! i hope she divorces you

You are such an ASSHOLE!! Why would you ever cheat on your Wife? I hope she finds out,Divorces you, and kicks you out. "**** you"

patiencenovirtue 0

ur life is already ****** if ur cheating on ur wife. so its just a double fml

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

Wow u suck douche. Tell ur wife

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YDI FOR CHEATING. HOPE THE TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS REALY HURT!!

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

It doesn't even need to be said but...YDI. I hope your wife reads this and leaves your ass.

AYE CHECK IT..ALL THESE FOLKS TRIPPIN OFF YOU LIKE THEIR LIVES ARE JUST PERFECT...HE CHEATED JUMPED OFF STAIRS, BROKE HIS ASS BONE BUT HEY HE'S HUMAN..SO AIN EVEN MAD BRUH (BUT NEXT TIME OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU JUMP)