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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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RzRocketpants 0

Well, I for one commend your work. And an A* for effort! This, my friend, is why I'm never getting married. lol

oarisimo 4

next time I hope you break your neck

hawaiian96 0

your such an asshole.. cheater:(

ASSHOLE! what the crap?! cheaters are horrible! have fun in hell.......

if i knew where you were I'd literally throw you down the stairs again

cool, i'm the 88888th person to YDI-ed him! :D

"Today I was having an affair..." Immediate 'you totally deserved it'.