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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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dakota_nikole 0

hilarious your an idiot

abcdefgih 0

Wow Dumbass.

arrow13579 0

serves u right dumbass

thats what you get for being both a dumbass and a cheater.

I hope you broke your neck!!

your a dumbass don't throw yourself down stairs

Narwhal234 6

OP, did you REALLY think you'd get sympathy for posting this?

Exiledprincess 4

You deserve this...just sayin

Wow. You really are stupid. Enough said.

saltypirate 0

if you don't like your wife, why not just get a ******* divorce??? Just ******* stay loyal to your wife or get the **** out of her life