Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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Doortje 30
What a ******* brat.
boofgall 16
"Rematch". Then show his shit up.
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Comments (101)
chriscrossedya 4
fugggg that. if you challenge me to a race, kid or not, im goin all out. im a champion
jsons 0
stop being so fat then
Simply_Sharday 8
Burn !
asdfghjklkayt 3
little kids never lie.
maybso 0
tell him he was adopted an you felt bad
narasjbhs 1
Slap some manners onto his face.
Alyssa5206 1
I would have dropped kick the kid in the nuts an say "oh ya well maybe if u had a dick u can have kids n the future"
iswhatis 2
I've heard phrases such as "no one forced you to put so much food into your mouth" which can be said of so many addictions. The child probably has insensitive parents. Such a basic "treat others the way you would like to be treated". Why don't parents teach their children to be kind towards others?
Samba1234 13
He's a child and doesn't think before he speaks... but just tell him that it's rude to say such things to people! ;)
sooners80 2
Man that is totally what my son said to me also