Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that same moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart loose, and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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Jaxro 6
And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.
Kimienxtc 0
Awww Your dog loves you! :)
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Comments (119)
infowarrior 0
Why was your mouth on your dogs ass? Thats the real FML.
Boob_fml 6
Sorry you're sad, but I'm going to have to say YDI for using your mouth to inspect your dogs bum so closely...
rlb237 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is freaking hilarious
nerd123456789 0
LMFAO!!! HAH new favourite that was so funny
lolo527 0
OMG...that is hysterical!
JessiBessi93 0
Why was his butt by your face?? It would make more sence if he was licking you and burped in your mouth.
Icalasari 0
FYL for the first fart YDI for the second fart Honestly, you push the dog AWAY after the first fart
X_fml 0
why the heel did you put your mouth in our dog's ass? that picture will hunt all my living days...
Eric666 0
im gonna be honest im calling bullshit becasue when dogs fart they dont make sounds so prolly not true
Tsukasa_fml 0
You were kissing the wrong end.