Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I asked my crush out for coffee but she wanted to go shopping. When she pulled me into the dressing room for my opinion on a bikini, I told her this was too fast for a first date. She looked at me in absolute horror. She thought I was gay, as in a harmless gay friend she could take shopping. FML
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tj265 0
gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol
you_freak 7
That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!
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capnbzarr 43
"Don't say that, my little sugarplum! You always look absolutely gorgeous!" There, is that what you were fishing for? Pssh, YDI.
Lisa89 3
You fish for compliments, now you fish for 'YDI's. You seem to be one insecure person.
emotive_fml 0
Sorry OP, But you deserve it. Guys don't think the way women do. Women have complex emotions and thoughts. Men just want to get strait to the point and be done with it. If you walk into a room and say, "I feel like I am ugly" then his first thought might be, "What does she want me to say?" However, If you walk into a room and say, "How do I look?" then he will answer you. The answer he gives you might not even be what you want to hear. Him dating you should be more than enough to tell you what he thinks of you anyway. This doesn't work in all situations, but still if he is with you than he has some sort of a positive opinion towards you. The best thing for you to do is to save things like this for your friends (the girls) instead of your boyfriend. You should also try reading, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". It's a bit out-dated with concepts in the book that we normally don't follow anymore. However, it still gives a good idea of how different men and women really are. Also, I know someone who really benefited from the book. However, I don't suggest you ask your boyfriend to read it. He might get offended and some guys aren't big fans of 'self-help' books. "When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom." -John Grey, author of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
emotive_fml 0
Sorry, somehow I spaced out that he is your crush and not your boyfriend. Still, keep my advice in mind for future relationships. =)
Matt_192 6
Teal deer.
emotive_fml 0
I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about. "Teal deer?"
fearfulsymmetry 1
Any FML that involves the OP saying/doing something in the hopes of getting a specific response gets an automatic YDI from me. You suck OP.
TheZarola 10
YDI for fishing for compliments. Also, YDI for being so stupid. Even if he had said something kind, that wouldn't mean that he likes you or anything.
jhers1121 0
yeah good idea. men love insecure women.
forgotten_addict 1
Well somebody sounds like they are so ******* insecure that they need a damn compliment just to make them feel better. Maybe if you weren't fat you would receive more compliments... just saying.
apoop 0
i hate it when girls do that :l oh and @199 that comment made me lol
Swampeh 0
Id say the same, even to a girl i have a crush on.
Goblue30093 0
I don't get his comment. sound like he is an idiot