Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I asked my crush out for coffee but she wanted to go shopping. When she pulled me into the dressing room for my opinion on a bikini, I told her this was too fast for a first date. She looked at me in absolute horror. She thought I was gay, as in a harmless gay friend she could take shopping. FML
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tj265 0
gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol
you_freak 7
That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!
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Comments (218)
tara0927 3
Don't fish for compliments. It's not cut, it's pretty pathetic, and most guys don't catch on to what you are doing, so it's a total waste of time.
stevenmx86 8
Tj don't make it the guy's fault here.. Op is the stupid one not the guy...
ulicksam 0
You're fishing for something so YD whatever you get. 99% of the time you're fishing, you're not going to hear what you're looking for. This guy was only agreeing with you - you look terrible in that shirt.
Mrs_Nevermind 0
I would just be honest about my feelings. Deadset.
olg2209 0
his response was unsure ,maybe you should be a little more obvious about what you want from him .
EvilDave 13
YDI for being not communicating like an adult. Instead you chose to "fish" for a compliment like the idiotic woman you are.
botulismo 0
Guys aren't stupid, they just hate it when women say crap like this rather than being asked flat out what you think of them. A lot of girls try to fish for compliments by doing stuff like this. A lot of those same girls also say "Do you think this makes me look fat?" and get angry if they get an answer they don't want to hear. Don't ask if you are going to make it his fault for answering truthfully. A girl (or a guy, if you're a ****) who behaves this way is a red flag for passive aggressive behavior.
b1krd00d 3
Questions like that is why women think that men dont understand them.... Its your own bloody fault in this one..
DakotaCat 4
You fishin' but you ain't got no lure..
yellowdub 4
hai 2 u are you still making music?? :D I instantly recognized you from myspace / your friend Amanda Lynn
kristelle_fml 0
at least you know what he thinks of you now? ha... FYL but YDI