Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I asked my crush out for coffee but she wanted to go shopping. When she pulled me into the dressing room for my opinion on a bikini, I told her this was too fast for a first date. She looked at me in absolute horror. She thought I was gay, as in a harmless gay friend she could take shopping. FML
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tj265 0
gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol
you_freak 7
That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!
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CoconutBizkit 3
LOL FYL xD When I do this, I usually get compliments, even though I know some of them are fake. (I think coz they think I'm nice, and they don't want to act like jerks at me. Iunno.. )
SavySituation 0
DANGG.
cowboyy_fml 0
how did our commversatiom get deleted???
ohthebloodygore 16
It's called moderators. I warned you, idiot.
cowboyy_fml 0
anyone know how I can delete my account?
glamazonmua 0
don't be so insecure. I hate it when girls say they look bad or that they're fat. it's unbelievably annoying to everyone, especially guys.
krod1111 0
YDI for not being straight up; boys are stupid(:
lobojojo 1
agreed :)
WallyTheWombat 0
Not stupid, we just don't have the patience or time to put up with your mind games. We have man stuff that needs to be done. All that bacon in the fridge won't eat itself, then I gotta work off the bacon by speedbagging some boobs to my Rocky soundtrack. Stupid questions yield stupid answers. BTW it's us MEN who make sure the tv and couch still work and watch it to make sure it's not stolen.
pip74205 9
Talking always gets people into trouble. Instead of tugging at your shirt, you should've pulled it off. You still wouldn't have known what he though of you, but you'd have had some fun.
sallen0046 4
When you go fishing for compliments, you can't be upset when someone doesn't respond the way you want them to. If you want to know what someone thinks of you, grow some balls and ask.
Radix 3
just ask a guy straight up. I hate when my GF does stupid stuff like that so I always give her a bad answer when she does it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I applaud you, sir. In time the message will be received by your gf and all annoying bitchers within her breed. Keep fighting the good fight.
slowlybreakingme 14
that's just stupidity right there. it was bound to backfire on you. I would have just straight up asked!