Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
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Top comments
AhouKaho 11
Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
emirie 21
I hope the tree wasn't too tall.
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Comments (142)
fakedsincerity 32
if you end up getting married it'll be a great part of your wedding speech!
vlalam 24
That's romantic, cute and funny at the same time
thissexyguy96 11
Well if he fell out of the tree when u kissed him that must mean ur a good kisser
JMichael 26
You must be a knockout. Out of a tree that is.
Thunderstruck14 30
He fell for you, how adorable!
Jess_Mc22 4
Sounds like he was falling for you ;)
monsterman11 15
It's all ***** and giggles until somebody giggles and *****
SpartanGirl94 7
Maybe he fell out of the tree because your kiss blew him away :p (sorry just had to be corny there) haha
davincidasecond 24
Well at least you know, that when he falls for you, he falls hard. Hopefully in the more metaphorical sense.
happyfingers 15
How is this a fml? YOU didn't fall out of the tree so I can't say "Aww, that sucks for you" or "You totally deserve to have fallen out of that tree" because the "****!" moment didn't even happen to you. So f HIS life and you deserve it for acting like him falling affected you. The way I see it, he kissed you, what are you even complaining about?