Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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gonzolove 0
I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.
someguy945 0
What's so romantic about an auto parts store?
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Comments (88)
HUFILMER 0
YDI for wasting money like that. Especially if he was a dick to begin with. You also deserve it for not getting over your ex. It ***** you every time. now quit whining
idratherbewrestl 0
ydi for not being over your ex
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for continuing to fantasize about Clay Aiken.
xAy3x 0
you sound like a selfish person who would talk about how much your fiancé screwed you over til your boyfriend grew sick of it and left your whiny ass
iambean 4
I can be there in an hour....
Nakedsquirrel 5
It's not your FML that convinces me, but experience with personal friends that leads me to believe you really weren't over your ex and made it clear you still think about him all the time. It's a major turn off for most people because it makes them wary; not only are you seemingly obsessing over someone you're not with, you're doing it while you should be focusing on someone else (fully, which means not being with someone while someone else occupies your thoughts.) Most of all though it can raise some insecurity in wondering what you'd do if that person tries to reenter your life. Your mistake was getting back into the dating game as a means of getting over your past, because it means you're still dwelling on those memories. Also, don't bring up your ex in conversation ever again unless he raises the subject. Big no-no.
Juli_fml 0
are you her ex?
jessxoxo28 5
yea, # 49, r u her ex? lol
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahha.. nope =P
Ineffableturtle 0
ill hang out with you, so your not alone
17xVampx17 0
Hooray you have a tradition!
Colombiano1609 0
same as #53
axs333 0
YDI regardless of the fiancé or boyfriend. there aren't many rules to apply to you for dating after being engaged but seriously a year is almost too soon. maybe I'm wrong, but spending time with family or friends would have been more rewarding.