Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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gonzolove 0
I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.
someguy945 0
What's so romantic about an auto parts store?
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Comments (88)
open_book 0
you need to stop dating douchebags :(
aback 5
Quit trying to pay your boyfriends to be nice to you on your birthday. It's not working.
kukopia 0
PM me. Hate to see a nice room go to waste.
ithedarkone 0
Wow what a loser you almost got married i would understand that you are trying to move on. He should of been more understanding. But if you were really making it obvious like all you do is think about your ex. This is what i would do i would of went had a great time with you at the hotel. Then wait till after the vacation is over. Lmao then tell you how i felt and it wasn't going to work out. =) That way we at least didn't waste that comfortable bed and put it to work. =3
I_am_stupid_also 6
"clearly not over" means "lousy in bed"
Ranoona 0
I'm sorry he broke up with you but if you did keep talking about your ex to him I can understand why he broke up with you.
Klabauterpete 0
>>My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. >> [...]since last year my fiancee called off the wedding. Q.E.D.
wuteva 0
look at yourself... youve gotta be doing something wrong.............................. try having a g.f this time
whyevenbother 0
YDI, you should have taken him to see Vegeta!
Intoxicunt 6
Lol.
GeneralBE 0
give me a call I'll join you