Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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gonzolove 0
I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.
someguy945 0
What's so romantic about an auto parts store?
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Comments (88)
ram7_fml 0
wat does taking him to napa have to anything wit the whole scenerio.. ...btw.. autozone is better ;)
urbanlover 3
Pretty much you were wanting your boyfriend to accompnay you on a romantic getaway to help you get over your ex? Hmmm...sorry but sounds like YDI. And Napa is quite overrated.
enlitenbank 0
YDI. He is clearly right lol.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
muffinsareyummy 1
so let me get this straight. your fiance dumped you just last year and your boyfriend, who i'm guessing you're serious about, just dumped you. either you were cheating on your fiance and that's why he dumped you or you jumped back in the ocean way too fast. either way, you deserve it.
nyxiny 22
Wow, bitter and taking out your own issues on other people much?
muffinsareyummy 1
how am i being bitter? i'm analyzing the situation.
Misschristine90 0
He probably dumped you for wanting to go to napa. STOP COMING TO NAPA PEOPLE. it's not that great!
magichateball 0
I'll go to Napa with you sweety!
um_duh 0
Stop having birthdays. Or boyfriends. Simple really
tazz9690 0
I thought she meant Napa the auto parts store...
iamkairiheart 0
OK, Number one, I'm sorry, that really sucks. Maybe you should stop trying to put boyfriends and birthdays together. I AM ALL FOR #68!!! I live in Napa, and honestly, it really is NOT that great.
hahaha6 0
You're right. Its not that great.... Unless you enjoy beautiful countryside, wine, seeing places that have been making wine for decades, learning about new things, seeing new places..... you're right... why would ANYONE want to do that? You're just bitter because the people who visit there jam up your roads to see something you see every day.