Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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samantha246 0
did you tell her?
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
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_Noon_ 0
Oh :( FYL :(
oneangredwarf 0
now thats why you get insurance on an engagement ring!
Nai_fml 0
I kinda want to know how she "playfully" pushed you off of the side of the boat and into the water. If you were on the bow and had a bit of a bigger boat, it makes a bit more sense, but then it'd probably be a bit more painful going in, too, considering you would probably hit the railing. FYL for losing the ring, though. (And I'm not trying to call fake on this one. Just genuinely curious on how he was playfully pushed over the side of the boat.)
Baroness542 6
It could possibly be a smaller boat? I mean, it could just be a little speed boat type thing, and they don't really have a railing or anything. I've been pushed off my family's speed boat many times... Pontoons also just have a row of seats, not really a railing or anything. So, it could happen. It just sucks about the phone and the ring, OP. Hopefully you'll find some way to get at least part of the money back if it was an incredibly expensive one.
Nai_fml 0
Oh, I know it could, I own three smaller boats, but it's actually somewhat harder to push someone out of them. I guessed a bigger boat because I don't really think someone would want to propose on a smaller speed boat since there's not much room on them, but I did think it could be a pontoon boat or even the type of boat that has no railing or sides at all. I just wanted a bit more information on the situation before yelling "YDI for being pushed off by your girlfriend" (not like I'd yell that anyways, but that was to make a point). And as in my previous post, I'm not trying to sound like a bitch, and if I've worded this so it sounds like I am, sorry.
Baroness542 6
It didn't make you sound like a bitch. At least, I don't think so. Also, maybe it was a paddle boat? Or a canoe! ;)
Chr0nicdreamz 0
did you tell her?????? if not send her a bill lol
Meeeheeh 0
FYL =( How can anyone possibly say this is a YDI?
manga_fml 15
I think it's so cute how you said playfully. you must love her a lot. that sucks though..,
AdamGD 0
Holy crap that sucks. But dont tell her about the ring, she will feel absolutely horrible forEVER! Just say you are upset about your phone
FuckYourFuckingL_fml 5
thats the worst advise on here
WRW33 0
How old is she? 13? Who the hell pushes people into the lake "playfully". If anyone did that to me they will have a fist in their face.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Is "teasingly" better? Jeez.
blueworld_fml 0
girlfriend fail.
RandomBlonde 0
Aww im so sorry! That must've been awful. And its completely possible for her to push someone off the boat. We dont know anything about her so for all we know she could've been a body builder...or someone tall, and she kinda shoved him and he fell in. We dont know the details so its TOTALLY NOT A YDI! Stop saying it is! And pushing someone off a boat is a mistake. and idiotic one, but still a mistake. its not like she was trying to kill him. Really sorry. She has to understand. Shes the one who pushed you off in the first place XD Make sure to get insurance and all that.
Nai_fml 0
If this was directed at my comment, where I asked how she could have playfully pushed him off of the side of the boat, I never said it was a YDI. I never said it wasn't possible for her to push him off of the side of the boat, either. I just wanted to know how he was pushed off the side of the boat.