Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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samantha246 0
did you tell her?
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
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Comments (140)
WhyworldWhy 0
well try keeping a ring in a place it won't fall out. as for the cell phone thing never put a cell phone in you're pocket on a boat.
netbeui435 3
it's a sign, take the hint.
gayette_fml 4
it will be a great story to laugh about for many years together :-)
kittykat52810 0
swim buddeh swim!
JDMdude 0
man why do ppl put u deserved it it's not like it was his fault but I'm not saying it was your girlfriends fault
dgr8ing 0
search and recovery is a simple thing any dive shop bear the lake can get it back for you easy, look around you would be surprised how easy and affordable it will be to find a shop that will get it for you.
Ilikethenamesam 3
One lucky fish is SO gonna get a lady-fish
JBsGirlee 7
awwww thats so sad but i think if she really wants to marry u she will ring or no ring
ethang1996 0
dang, that sucks.... **** your life.
missbadluk 0
Omfg! Now THIS is a "fml!!"