Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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samantha246 0
did you tell her?
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
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alexgisforme3 0
omg im so so so so sorry. and i dont know why she'd push you off the boat...i mean id never do that to my boyfriend
mirix 6
she --->playfully
inbloom_fml 0
yeah, but i wouldn't push someone into deep water if they're fully dressed and might have a phone/ipod/somethingelseimportant in their pockets. someone did that to me once, and my parents grounded me for "having dumbass friends" and ruining my phone.
mirix 6
well...sometimes, I tend to "friendly punch" my bf.. but never actually pushed him into water before soo.. :D guess she sorta overdid it ^^
EdMcK515 0
I hope you got insurance on the ring. Still sucks though.
Inoku 0
That would be totally adorable of her if you hadn't been holding the ring. FYL for bad timing on good intentions.
mash2 0
she was just kidding around...
hockey9797 0
who the **** thinks this poor guy deserves it. you're assholes
brilliantbarbie 0
Awwww of all the FYL I feel like this is the biggest one... I like how you used the word "playfully" and not "visciously" or anything, people would be on here saying "YDI for proposing to a total bitch" I am sorry for your situation, and WTF are u talking about #8, he doesn't have to wait to get a "replacement" ring to propose to her, he could still do it, and if she cant handle that the ring is currently at the bottom of the lake because of her "playfulness" then why the hell should he buy her another ring??
lhasselb 0
#8 didn't say anything about a replacement. Learn how to read.
brilliantbarbie 0
hockey9797 I agree completely!! How can this possibly be a YDI? Whats the argument?? "You deserved for the ring you bought your girlfriend to fall into the lake because you were going to ask her to marry you!!!"
p0kegeek 4
he deserves it because he could be pushed around by a girl
trulyinsane 0
hey, dont assume things, for all we know, he deserves it for having a girlfriend on steroids.
itsallgood123 0
#43 how does he deserve it being pushed around by a girl? my best friend is a 6 foot tall football player and i a 5'6" skinny girl can push him around cause he doesn't have his guard up with me and doesn't fight back. probably the same with this guy he might have been leaning over and his girl friend was messing around its not like hes going to push her over to save himself
lhasselb 0
He deserves it for putting it in his pocket like an idiot when their in the middle of a lake. He should have put it somewhere a little more safe.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#127- What was he supposed to do, wear it? I think his pocket was one of the safest options.
renyark209 0
Damn, thats awful. Shes a douche if she had any idea that your cell was in your pocket.
TallYetti 0
It's not that hard to get it back. At most recreational lake areas, you should be able to hire divers to go find it...This is of course assuming you can remember your general location in the lake....good luck..
Swimmergrl9244 1
Well, SHE sounds like a winner. What a total airhead, jeez. You didn't do anything, she was the one that pushed you without thinking there could be anything say, valuable and important in your pockets.