Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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samantha246 0
did you tell her?
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
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Nai_fml 0
I don't know why most people wouldn't bring their cell phones on a boat. I bring mine on the boat with me all the time, but the only thing I'd say about the OP bringing it is maybe it would've been smarter to have put it in a plastic bag, instead of just in your pocket.
TheDrunkenChud 0
i want to call bullshit. similar story happened on the show "harpers island". but if this is in fact true... insurance brotha.
bob1124 0
Holy shit that sucks. Did you have it insured?
grimmelok 0
It's a lake not an ocean, get to searchin.
hatemylife6 0
damnn that sucks so bad. did youu tell her that?
voodootrucker 0
should of got insurance what kind of moron takes a cell phone on a boat without waterproofing it some how
eaglesfan761 0
did you find it? that really sucks...
ETFOD624 5
Umm... Why shouldnt he bring a phone on a boat, because if they are stuck out in the lake, with no phone, how are they gonna get back to land?? I always take my phone out, I just know how to take care of it :)
UncleverName_FYL 0
**** that really must have sucked, I feel for you man FYL This is like the fifth fml proposal I’ve read, why do girls always have to ruin that moment for us. :(
crazy_cat_lady 0
Because sometimes we're trying to keep you guys from doing it.
iplaylax 0
this coming from a crazy cat lady?
Rascal_620 0
I'm so sorry! That must have been terrible.... I am sure if you told her she would be so happy, yet feel mad at the same time that she had to ruin the moment. Maybe its karma saying 'its not ment to be'. Perhaps rethink what is to come in your life and if you only see good with her then she is the one for you and dropping the ring in the water was just a rough bump along the way.