Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
EllieLovesYou 0
Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
KingDingALing 9
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
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Comments (210)
Sukismama 2
And this is an FML because.......? Many other peoples moms would have been pissed
sesamehood 0
she probably told her book club and knitting all about it
EmilyFelton98 0
Ever Heard Of Locks On A Door ?
meowz5 0
my mom would do the same thing
jannie22 0
that's something my mother would do ^.^ lol
kaylapple 1
lock the door next time!
ThisRandomChild 0
Hey, isnt that better then her flipping out on you? Be grateful, lol
kiefenator 0
*****
GingerLaxBro 3
Ur mom is awsome
turbobutt11 0
Goose zip up ur shirt dAmnit