Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
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Comments (87)
iAshelle 11
Hahaha, I am glad I'm out of school! I'm sorry about that OP
TheDoctor10 28
Enjoy your three days then
yourbestguess 13
Quick question, were you clothed? Inquiring minds want to know...
MrsPlague 11
Someone hates you... A lot.
AutumnHerondale 14
Been there done that, I totally empathize.
superdom 12
Lawyer
skyeyez9 25
And they wonder why kids are getting fatter. Exercise is forbidden....someone may pull a muscle and sue the school.
Beethovens5th 1
where do you live? Texas
Shade1982 21
Location says New York...
maggiefox 25
A couple loudly ****** in one of the bathrooms and didn't get anything. Yay school system.
viva_la_blondes 15
Were you holding scissors? Cuz you're not supposed to run with those you know...