Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
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Donat96 20
Yep. She could make any man hard.
mylifeisgreat9 13
That's a compliment girls are pretty
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Comments (120)
arsenicalhumor 30
And then after he said that, you boomed out "it's okay" with a deep voice and walked away like a man, right?
olpally 33
Stewie griffin the transvestite? Lol. FYL indeed! That episode was freaking great. You should've just told him! What an ass.
99megster 15
Do you have man boobs perhaps?
larsak 3
Omg! That's what I thought!
holagranola 15
If he hadn't have been so sexist you probably never would have felt insulted.
abbypoo 11
That's what I was thinking. Mistaking gender is an accident, being sexist is not.
happylappy 21
Maybe he has the chivalry of a knight and doesn't expect a women to randomly help with that kind of thing.
spekledworf 18
I don't think it's chivralous when guys don't think or expect you to do simple tasks. I find it rather insulting
happylappy 21
I don't think if it were his wife or sister he would say that but a random "girl" is a different story. I agree that even if he ended up being a girl that he should accepted the help but he could of just not been thinking once he realized he asked a random "girl" for help.
freshko21 6
It's time for a haircut OP.
freshko21 6
Check out OPs name!!
Cartera 10
Yeah.. you just restated the name. Nothing too special about that.
MacMonster 10
@48, you responded to your own comment. Now that's sad.
freshko21 6
I know I want to cwaiiii FML!
perdix 31
What does "unhitch a trailer" mean in pedophile slang? If it's as disgusting as it sounds, you were very lucky to avoid it?
flockz 20
i don't know... perhaps we'll find out if I use it in a sentence and put a suggestive winky face? hey perdix, you can unhitch my trailor anytime you want. ;) nope i got nothing.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Let's not look it up... Just in case.
Megan98 18
So a girl can't unhitch a trailer? Lol
rt567 15
wow, what he said would offend anyone, whether born male, or female.
Wizardo 34
Are you girly man or manly girl? Sounds like you are not both comrade...
dead_insects 18
some of the most masculine men i know of have long hair. i despise people who need everything to fit inside a pre-defined little box or they dont know what it is. dipshits. i was mistaken for a boy a lot growing up so i understand the frustration. good thing you didn't help such a blind and ignorant asshole