Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
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Donat96 20
Yep. She could make any man hard.
mylifeisgreat9 13
That's a compliment girls are pretty
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Comments (120)
scottyspot 11
It would have been hilarious if he sounded like Ahhnold when he said that.
SamCat 21
I knew this guy, everyone called him Dezzy. Turns out Dezzy was short for Desiree and he was actually a she. Don't be hurt Op sometimes it's not that easy to tell. Or your neighbor is just an idiot.
samanthamaebee 6
You have a right to be offended on both! Girls can unhitch trailers and you basically got told you look like a girl... But seems as if you got out of a pedophile move on your neighbors part!
smacky187 9
You got a pony tail?
Danielle7994 18
Wow...That's extremely sexist. There are lots of girls out there who can lift heavy things
Donnie_Murray 8
Dumb op
ShakeDisPlace 10
Jeez OP how long is that hair of yours?
kwyk 23
Go get that haircut. But regardless, pretty insulting to be called a boy once you're over 16.
Danielle7994 18
He was being called a girl...
kwyk 23
Do I really seem that stupid? :( haha. I was referring to being called a boy as opposed to a man. I didn't think I'd have to explain that... unless this is just a cultural thing that no other guys can relate to anyway.
Danielle7994 18
The way I read your comment was that it was bad to be called a boy because it'd be easy to tell if it was a girl - since she had breasts.
Danielle7994 18
Or hips. Things that showed girls growing through puberty
kwyk 23
Oooh, I can see how you thought that actually. Gotta love English :)
mfjkr 10
Looks like someone needs a beard.
saidoh_fml 26
Since your neighbor initially thought you were a boy, then it sounds like you at least appear somewhat masculine. Maybe the neighbor is just an idiot.