Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
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Top comments
frolick123 0
theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry
Chocomaro 4
no one told u?
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Comments (114)
refuse2lose 0
can we say stoner move?? haha
SpazzyJazzy325 0
lol it's ok you're just one step ahead of Lady Gaga
Skatejock21 0
don't fill in your eyebrows. If you over plucked 1) it's not attractive 2) filling in your eyebrows isn't attractive either. Try actually letting your eyebrows grow nicely.. and pluck if need be, but not too much. All in all, YDI.
penguinazul 13
It would seem to me that filling in one's eyebrows would be the appropriate action if the person has over-plucked them. That person, ya know, may want to actually HAVE eyebrows.
iownapickle 0
Haha, happened to me, too.
drptLife 0
I think the problem is u have to 'fill in' either eyebrow...
fsaskid 0
hahaha thats amazing
CandidateForWax 0
I think a lot of people in the comments section have missed out on what pencilling in your eyebrows actually means. It's not the same as drawing new ones on. I have very light skin and hair (my hair is dyed, but naturally it's really light anyway), so I use an eyebrow pencil over my actual eyebrows so they show up. I don't shave my eyebrows off and draw new ones on!
trinity333_fml 0
7) tattoo your eye brows?! why not just leave them? it looks tacky drawing them in.
Fsvb 32
People are gonna hate this, but: YDI for having fake eyebrows (maybe more of your face? I consider all make up fake, because it is literally covering something up.) made with products most likely unnecessary tested on animals.
komo66 4
Lmao