Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
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Top comments
frolick123 0
theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry
Chocomaro 4
no one told u?
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Comments (114)
Clitorasaurus 0
lmfaooo
manders77 2
if you had eye brows you wouldn't have to worry about it bhaha!
ghembob 2
Hah, I'm so happy I've never done this. I'm very light skinned, with very blonde hair. So if I don't fill in my eyebrows and put on mascara, you can't tell I have eyelashes and eyebrows, because they're so blonde. And it looks especially strange when I don't do it, since I dye my hair dark brown.
lovelylittleme 0
same! :D
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for plucking out and penciling in your eyebrows. That ALWAYS looks stupid.
mhinaj 0
that's cool. Weird is overatted say ur rcentric
pancak678 0
how bout get real eyebrows? drawn on ones are gross
meg238f 0
Most all women fill in their brows. It's much different then being just drawn on.
NessieWicked 9
So you're saying you haven't looked in a mirror all day?
laxgirl313 0
Why didn't you just look in a mirror to see what was wrong with your face ?.......
HighAsTheStars 0
uh, who cares??