Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
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Top comments
frolick123 0
theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry
Chocomaro 4
no one told u?
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Comments (114)
sykopyro69 0
well that's what u get for being stupid and shaved ur eyebrows why the hell do ppl decide to draw them on
redbluegreen 41
Unless I've missed out on some 'cool new fashion trend', I'm not aware of anyone shaving their eyebrows.
ImaMonsterRawr 0
I know tons who shave off there eyebrows just to draw them in, in so weird color like pink or blue >.<
chammi 0
54, I can see that happening.
VickyG17 4
I agree with #54 although I haven't seen anybody with blue or pink eyebrows..I knew a girl who just shaved off her eyebrows and made tattoo lines instead at the same color as before, her reason: I was bored tweezing them! :P
HeavyMetalViking 0
I believe your definition of uni-brow is wrong.
SpazzyJazzy325 0
HA!! LMFAO
Jasonf6 0
That's what u get for wearing makeup.
barlessprison 16
took 53 comments for some douche to say this.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Are you dumb?
alexisreign17 0
that would be great to see
Shadow_Phantom 26
YDI for having drawn-on eyebrows.
muuca912 2
wow they just stared! they shoulda said somehing!!!
penguinazul 13
I don't know why some people are so against makeup, like filling in an eyebrow or using mascara. I know a lady that if she didn't do these things, it would look like she had no eyebrows/eyelashes because she's really fair-skinned with light hair. I understand not liking when someone cakes it on to the point where it doesn't look natural anymore, but if the person is just using it to enhance or bring out their features or to cover up imperfections (blemishes, scars and what not), then I don't really see what the problem is.
skateking133 0
That's it right there - "to cover up imperfections". Women are too concerned with their appearances, the small little things, than with the big picture. As a man, I know that I don't pick apart every little detail in a woman's appearance. if a girl can carry herself with confidence, to me it doesn't matter what she looks like. The sexiest attribute a girl can have in my mind is being comfortable with herself.
nurse2b2012 0
#65, I agree! And I'm pretty sure people have the wrong idea here. Filling in your eyebrows and drawing them on are two completely different things. Drawing them on is what most of them are thinking.. But what OP means is she actually FILLED in her eyebrows. Some women don't have super thick eyebrows and have bare spots in them. So to make them look thicker, one would fill them in with a shadow or brow pencil. In no way does filling in your brows involve shaving them off! So she's not crazy!
penguinazul 13
Not all men are like you though; I'm not saying ALL men are assholes, but a lot of them are. And it's people like them that make women not want to show their fully natural self.
cool517 1
Halloween fist place you idiot!!
downnout85 0
I will never understand why women pluck their eyebrows off just to draw them on again.
kei1108 13
Lol I know what you mean! One day, I had gray eyeliner and mascara on one eye and the other I got distracted with something else and never finished... embarrassing! ;)