Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
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Top comments
KiddNYC1O 22
at least you banged him!
YellowCatch 0
bounce chika bounce bounce!
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Comments (92)
YellowCatch 0
bounce chika bounce bounce!
BananaSticker 0
lol. ^^ btw. Arizona tea is AESOME! :]
RainbowBitch15 11
13: ftw!
kiakia0131 23
Haha OP. That sucks. Maybe you should fool around some place a little less dangerous next time?
XxdezuhrayxX 0
lmao hott but that still sux xD
TIMBERWOLVES44 0
wonder what your neighbours thought...
cicpjaky 6
use a condom
niles_f1 0
condoms protect against STD's but not stupidity.
photoartpoetry 0
lol:) ^
ttfunny 0
sounded like fun until u bumped ur head...wish i could hve fun like tht
schwancy 2
You and your partner should wear helmets next time.
Aero1995 0
26- Haha
Reddiii 0
XD I agree at least he didn't rape you but OP be more careful, fyl.
justsayfuck 5
#19
perdix 31
I'll bet he was happy to finish you off in peace and quiet, instead of with all of your overdramatic, fake ****** noises and gyrations!
chiahead 0
beans!