Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
Popcornography 10
Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.
pokemai 6
Haha ! I kinda like that guy !
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Comments (106)
showen_fml 4
Prostitute!
nora2011 4
Your face is fake
foshizzle82 7
74 - what does that have to do with the price of fish?
foshizzle82 7
74 - what does that have to do with the price of fish?
Enslaved 38
I think that's funny as hell but insulting if the amount is only $5. Hopefully the teller won't think you're a cheap crackhead *****.
daytoday21 10
Whatever who cares, just messing around
hhankk 1
Hope the check didn't bounce!
jamesrod885 6
I new a buisnessman who do that as well...he would put oral gratification on them .....at the time I as married so my wife would go wtf
TheyCallMeDamien 18
So what? As long as you go the money. And don't lend your "friend" anymore money is the solution.
zanboonan 4
Sounds like Jerry Springer. Gave his hooker a personal check ;) smh
Allly211Jenn 0
As a Teller, this is actually much more common than you'd think!!
MaleficZero 0
Cheque*
samicna 4
Who cares ya got your money! Friends are childish and you got a laugh!