Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
Popcornography 10
Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.
pokemai 6
Haha ! I kinda like that guy !
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Comments (106)
jordan6985 4
It's your fault for not reading the check
Blurry_1 0
You're good enough to get paid for it, cash that check with pride. Well...if it was for at least a c note then cash it with pride.
merimar3 4
lol I want to know the amount on the check!
YoursTru1yXo 0
Like a boss Lmfao
ultra_notorious 26
I usually do the same to my roommate by putting in something like for sexual favors. He says the bank tellers get a kick out of it!
RaVeN53 7
Being bank teller myself I love it when weird stuff is written in the memo, it makes our day!
Chrispayne 4
Just make a copy and post on his Facebook saying " yes I am that good that (friends name) is willing to pay for it."
georgina_rmrz 5
Really, well maybe you should've used the ATM save yourself the trouble of looking like a prostitute..
bubo_fml 11
"Well, ahh, you see Mr./Mrs. Teller, "sex" is German for the number "six"...
iKristien 5
99 ... No, 'sechs' is German for 'six' ... and you pronounce it more like 'zecks', not like 'sex'.
a_hornal 1
#99 You mean Sechs? Not sex.
missdee23 2
Your friend is hilarious!!