Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
Popcornography 10
Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.
pokemai 6
Haha ! I kinda like that guy !
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Comments (106)
DocBastard 40
You should have taken it back and added a "0" at the end of the amount. No no, it's perfectly legal in this type of situation, I assure you.
Randomoscity 0
Yeah! Because sex is hardly ever cheap :P!
flockz 20
well that really depends on how ugly you are. or did you think it always cost alot of money?
perdix 31
Yeah, banks don't care whether they pay out $20.00, $20.000 or even $20.000000000000. Those kind of shananigans are why they make you confirm the amount in words. $100o.00 that comes with "One hundred dollars and an extra zero" is more likely to get you thrown out than either amount of money.
mckibben 7
DocBastard trolled by Perdix. First time I have ever seen this.
Kwolfe 7
They are required to go off of the written amount not the numerical so that wouldn't change anything.
xXxHalfGonexXx 6
Was it?
MrElephant 5
What a troll.
ozone9914 2
no...Your a troll.
PhishloverA 14
Looks like one too
krista17 11
This would be funny, if it wasn't illegal.
angel_of_death55 7
Ya
eternal7 6
Didn't know there were laws against writing the word sex in a memo line.
firefly319 7
That is awesome. Call your friend, share a laugh, and secretly plot what you will write on the memo line if the situation is ever reversed. :D
Anapashu 0
You know you can deposit checks thru most ATMs nowadays, thus avoiding a teller.
mykalt18 2
Really? I have never heard of that.
annie_nk 23
With some smart phones, you can even take a picture of the check and it gets deposited.
ozone9914 2
maybe op didn't know dumb ass
ammarieh 4
Even if you deposit it in an ATM it will still be seen..
Randomoscity 0
This guy is either a really good troll, or he's subtly telling you a fantasy of his o.O. Either way, it's not so bad OP, you're still gettin' paid :D!!
enriqa 12
Hope it was for a larger amount and not like, $50. What? If people are going to mistake you for a prostitute, it's better to be mistaken for a high-class one.
cherryllollo 7
What if op is a dude and so is their friend.
esines 9
How is OP obviously a girl?
Obvious8 3
It's a joke... relax. I gave my sister a cheque that said "For your sex change operation" in the memo line before. We all had a good laugh.