Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Top comments
asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
blankjack 6
You asked for it! If you know you won't like the answer, don't ask the question!
yesyesnonono 10
You know, OP could be a fat bitch.
The_F3rris 11
Youre probably just a basket case and he was tired of babying you.
SkepticalMiss 5
YDI for fishing for compliments.
chasestiner 7
Maybe he is getting tired of all the pity comments.
lienabakes 3
Stop fishing for compliments. You deserve it!
bexxiiee 11
Don't fish for compliments then, YDI. If you were that self conscious, you wouldn't have sex with him anyway.
Locoluis 15
Not only he can. He's the only one in the entire world who can. He loves you, OP. He has accepted you in his life despite all your shortcomings. You may not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but you're the one for him. Go on, feel offended, dump him because of that comment. Destroy everything you've built together because he didn't say something nice enough to satisfy your stupid ego. I dare you. You will never find someone else. No one else will love you like he does now. A big YDI for you.
rinnai 6
You probably do this quite often so maybe he got sick of trying to make you feel better.
Jharrist89 12
Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer!