Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
UsernameHere234 13
Standing up while having sex can be difficult eh? But really that's harsh. You deserve better.
suumbuum 13
What an asshole you deserve someone so much better
alexfreddy26 5
Really? YDI because you're fishing for compliments. That shit annoys everybody and he probably said it because he was annoyed you said that. If he wasn't attracted to you I'm sure he wouldn't be dating you in the first place.
paypwip 5
I would have loved to see the look on your face
80sgurl 15
Break up with that jerk!
chelsinator 8
That's what you get when fishing for a compliment. It happens to all girls in some form @ least once. Get over it, lol ydi.
Kat7595 10
Geez, and I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice.
cappellaaa 23
what a ********. I'd leave his ass; you're boyfriend should love you for who you are
bassmaestro 10
Your*
limitedition 25
He was probably just messing with you. If he actually found you that gross I doubt he'd date you.
MrSarary 26
Sounds like it was a joke to me