Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
TwinChapter 15
Instead of fishing for compliments, you could have discussed it in a more mature manner. Saying something like that just puts him on the spot.
hellobobismyname 24
Exactly. Like say something along the lines of, "Honey, right now I'm feeling very unsure of myself and a little insecure." I'm sure he would have tried to make you feel better. There's a difference between fishing for compliments and actually discussing how you're feeling about yourself. Sorry you feel so down but saying those things to your partner won't really help you feel better about yourself.
soja_fml 18
It's kinda a YDI because you could have not said anything. It's also a FYL tho because he could have said something nice to brighten your mood instead of making it worse.
chellytiger 12
I completely agree.
zandalee 20
Find a lovely guy who brings out the best in you, not your insecurities. :)
Gaga_is_God6969 13
He's an asshole. The person you're with should make you feel nothing less than beautiful.
Btdtgts 23
Just because of your username I'm down voting you
tmx90 5
I like the quote, but it doesn't work like that when someone calls themselves out looking for a compliment.
Raeser 7
Anyone you are dating shouldn't be anything less than honest either. Besides its a complete YDI for compliment fishing
thats_my_job 11
Sometimes when you go fishing for an unnecessary compliment it blows up in your face. If he didn't love you he wouldn't be with you. "Think highly of yourself because the world takes you at your own estimate" -Unknown
AlexxC_fml 6
having sex with your partner should be something both of you enjoy doing and the time trying new things. if its not happening dump his ass, its only going to lead him to cheat on u since he's not satisfied. He sounds like a dick anyway
ksks1234 33
I had to give you a you deserve it and an fyourlife for lack of info. Was it an offhanded, feeling kind of blah comment, or are you one of those girls that constantly fish for compliments? It is annoying when a size 2 chick is always like, "I am sooo fat...I am obviously fishing for a compliment."
MDNative 6
at least you have a boyfriend who cares
xmaximusx 12
Lol maybe he was joking with ya...! If your insecure about your body . Do something about it!! No excuses
kdall7 4
Hopefully he was just spacing out and trying to just agree with whatever you were saying bc otherwise, ouch!