Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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asdfghjklana 9
Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.
Steve95401 49
Classy guy. And you stay with him because...
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Comments (141)
perdix 31
The self-deprecating joke is very dangerous. It can easily blow up in your face! It's as dangerous as *lowers sunglasses* "lowers sunglasses!"
krazykyra 12
If he can't stand it that much, then you should tell him you don't want to have sex anymore. He'll regret saying that.
Enslaved 38
Fishing for compliments? Poor guy probably not sure if it's best to agree with you or not. Bf: No babe, your body is so hot! I love every inch of it! OP: Liar! You're just saying that to shut me up! *cries*
akiahara 14
You know, I'm pregnant and feel a little psycho like that sometimes. I can't imagine being that insane all the time.
IcemistDragon 20
You were fishing for a compliment so ydi..but he didn't have to have such a asshole response...=/
meintx 9
Can you say cut-off?
thats_my_job 11
Yes I can. Do I get a prize or something now? Oh goodie!
AmandaLikNoOther 6
I actually find the response funny. My boyfriend and I joke around all the time like that.
Cut3yPi3 7
That's just Rude.
buddy51 23
Let this be a lesson, OP...When you go fishing for compliments, you're often going to get bitten! Dump your douche nozzle of a BF and find someone who will make sweet sweet love with you and who loves your body even when you don't!
BrookieAnn 19
That's when you say "glad we agree" and cut him off for a while
suumbuum 13
What an asshole you deserve someone so much better