Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML
Today, I stupidly let my friend, who is obsessed with wacky YouTube music channels, have access to a playlist for my party. We ended up listening to Simpsons quotes cut up and spliced into EDM. FML
Today, after I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip, my music app decided to shuffle exclusively between sea shanties and children's nursery rhymes, turning my drive into a surreal musical adventure that left me questioning the algorithm's sense of humor. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Today, I realized I'm getting fat. When going for a drive, I plugged my phone in to listen to music. I put the phone in my lap to start driving and my gut changed the song. FML
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex89 28
That's actually pretty funny, depending on the nature of the friendship of course. I'd laugh my ass off if a real friend of mine gave this to me! Good job on deciding to get healthy though, OP. Don't get discouraged. :)
MdMan2 23
Your friend sounds awesome. Seriously, they sound awesome.
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MegasaurusRex89 28
That's actually pretty funny, depending on the nature of the friendship of course. I'd laugh my ass off if a real friend of mine gave this to me! Good job on deciding to get healthy though, OP. Don't get discouraged. :)
edward80 18
Wet dreams happens when you ignore your penis for too long & then it plots for revenge while you are sleeping
edward80 18
Wrong post !
Jared900DUmpling 30
This seemingly out of context post here I actually found extremely hilarious, and I have no idea why.
buckdharma 38
2- And it super sizes?
gte225 11
You seem to be a post up lol
JKPwnage 27
Whoopsies
MdMan2 23
Your friend sounds awesome. Seriously, they sound awesome.
logicnazi 18
Nice. You actually got a pun with up votes
fringeisawesome 19
OMG! Keep working out and maybe she'll change it to sexy and I know it?
KushTreats 21
Why would you let a friend make you a playlist if he doesn't ask what type of music you like? You could've been listening to worse songs than supersize me.
logicnazi 18
Also all the fake names were probably names of songs op does like. Ops friend just copied a single track a bunch of times then right clicked and edited the info/name of the songs to look like a large variety of songs op likes
sleepyfires 20
Were you surprised?
sleepyfires 20
Never mind, I read that wrong.
cooltatgar 31
Just do it, surprise her/him with a punch in the face with your bulky fist.
Oppression_fml 19
Hahahahahahaha rekt.
chaseafterwind82 29
Ha ha ha, make your friend a playlist and every song is 'I'm A Bitch' by Meredith Brooks.
theamazingd 17
Or better yet, alternating "F*** You" by Cee Lo Green and "F*** You" by Lilly Allen. And maybe put something else at the beginning to sucker them into listening.
lebanesebarbie 15
Your friend sounds awesome hahah :'D