Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
lawl. pubechip.
mama2b3 20
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!
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Comments (222)
buggybeauty 0
ewwwww. never share food with him again. ever.
ellielovesyuh 0
umm. ewww. D:
TheAlaskanGirl 9
wouldn't you of noticed him scratching? I mean really lol ydi :) still so gross but atleast you have a dad.
bossybanks 0
omg ewww I wulda punched him in his head lol
perdix 31
Good thing you didn't catch him scratching his ass. You'd be better off thinking you were eating a pube when the alternative is an anal hair. If you think the chips had some dingleberry flavoring, you may want to commence vomiting now.
Rick1969 6
that could be the grossest story that I have read here.
countrygirl1111 0
well I'm sure he payed for them chips so he can do what ever he wants to with them lol
heyitsmeyay 0
next time put a used tampon in his wine
countrygirl1111 0
lmao #147 that's awesome
chikinpudding 1
that's what you get for taking a mans chips