Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML
Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML
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abbie14 0
hahaha use kitchen curtains!!!!! Don't you watch Drake and Josh?!?!
clandestine77 0
keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.
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Comments (208)
puppyloverpeace 1
ya
SokDek 14
fyl
blakehilli8 0
That sounds like a SHITTY situation!
KoRn_Freak 1
that sux.. fyl
manishk 0
LMAO at #12 you could just use garbage bags or something =P lol
ohmygoodnex 0
So you're going to be on FML for the next hours? Good idea. You're such a good babysitter. You deserve a raise. Just let the baby be naked, for chist's sake!
MissRachieee 3
#12 Haha. I love puns!
Thabb 0
Haha screwed!
brit8741 0
Paper towels. And tape. Ever seen Full House? :P
Thawn 0
aww that's a crap thing to have to endure!
amerrah 4
Time to go back to the olden days and cloth diaper them!
DontHate31 0
sucks!!!!!!!!!
Rickymonkeypants 0
well you will be I knee deep in poop
exquisite 0
49-if you would have read the FML thoroughly you would have noted "the next few hour are going to be lovely"... now who's the dumb ass?
cody1992 0
just use towls and safety pins
daymann 0
dude leave em in the tub for a few hours
bballer55 0
57-sittin on ure fat butt and playing xbox all day makes u end up like that MOVE URE LAZYBUTT TO A GYM JESUS CHRIST THAT IS SO UNHEALTHY OP use curtains ever seen drake and josh?
NzxtZ06 0
For what it's worth, I'm speechless.
tehamericanboy94 0
And 69 you look like a little kid about 14 years old who's balls haven't dropped.. Now that the obvious shit is out of the way, let's continue.
dangitsalex 2
12 wins.
sleephunters 8
73 FTW!!!! lol
maxdashz 0
73- I guess you would stand up for her seeing as you have two things in common. It is impossible to tell if you are male or female though I'm leaning torwards female for you and male for Cody...
mesnugglez 0
Can't you just ask anyone else to go buy diapers for you?
LoneliestxHobo 0
Don't feed them!!!! haha jk that's going to be a fun night, FYL
Helbo 0
Ydi for babysitting for someone who keeps raising the human population.
rallets 23
newspaper and tape? so many other options lol
alexxss_fml 10
put ur tetas away. your like in the 7th grade.
alexxss_fml 10
so so true. thank you.
Haileyw15 0
Lol 83.. OP, use cloth and safety pins? Agreed, there's more options to use until the parent gets home. Then complain to them.
superpanda24 0
miss rachie might be the hottest girl I've ever seen
SIMRRF 0
Lol, that happened to me and my sister once. We improvised be strapping a pad to their underware. :] Hey, it worked...
nightELFassasin6 0
69 u don't look too healthy itself and that pict is a joke u dumbass
DaSexyBeast 0
pull a family guy and just eat their shit out of their diapers maybe you'll get paid extra
lololol247 0
Looks like you're literally up shit's creek without a paddle.
bballer55 0
73 ure right bout 1 thing i am 14
thathairydude 0
ydi for not making sure there were diapers before your aunt left
the_pan1c 5
get off fml and find a solution idiot
FarSide 23
Wrap them in towels.... or get ready to give them 4-hour baths. Take them outside and hose them down. They will love that.
120796gators 0
who is everyone hatin on bballer because he's 14. come on there are so many pervs on here who are either 25 or 15 and keep telling girls they are hot( for no reason) also this sight should be used by 14 year ok'd kids and not 40 year olds
Raleigh_bruh 7
#121, you have a point sir. Although, I don't think it should matter how old you are to use/go(to) this app/site.
120796gators 0
yes but I just don't like it when people are on hear all the time when they should be working
Raleigh_bruh 7
#127 - Yah I get where you're coming from. Lots of downtime maybe? I don't know. :/ And gahh, my comments are poofing for no reason.. P.S. - Anti-flood, teabag a bear trap please.
littlemissdqgirl 8
it's ok op just look for some old towels and safety pins or yarn. if your going to babysit you have to be ready for anything and be creative!
CAhereIcome 0
that is so mean 69
FFML_314 12
What does going to work have to do with commenting on FML lol? I agree about the old pervert thing though. *shutters* I can't stand how many desperate people are on this site, as well as those people who TRY to be funny but fail completely and then get upset when you don't laugh.
Haileyw15 0
Raleigh I haven't talked to you in forever :(
LoganBballin16 0
#129 lmao!! "tea bag a bear trap please" hahahaha
Raleigh_bruh 7
Hailey, I know. I've missed you. :( You should message me. :] #142 - Hah, ya I thought that was kinda funny as I was thinking about it too. :P
120796gators 0
136, exactly there is no point because you will never actually meet these people in real life
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why do you people feel the need to criticise others on here?..
jellybeans4833 7
127 it's funny to read about ppls failures...when yur bored =P
FFML_314 12
I don't criticize just speak my opinion. I wouldn't ever be mean to someone for just hitting on another person, it's when people become desperate about their approach. I joke around at times but most people aren't. I'm a very nice person though :) Rose, tacos are very delicious so you're very lucky.
Raleigh_bruh 7
:] #155, who said Taylor's comment was directed towards you?
FFML_314 12
Lol, well I'm not saying it was, I was just making sure everyone knew that I wasn't criticizing anyone :P
gasbreakdipdip 0
that's why you never: 1.have kids 2.agree to babysit kids 3.have to be around kids and that is my opoin. "tea bag a bear trap" I'll have to use datsome day
FFML_314 12
Lol, everyone is just pumping Raleigh's ego! He stole that joke from me
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
well there is something to b said that it's not only the people saying people r cute but it's also the girls fault (or guys) for posing a way or wearing something that will attract attention.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
btw I know this is out of context therefor I shall make it quick but who has the 4.0 update and likes it. thumbs up :D or ^3 :D. horrible thumbs up I know
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, I have that update, and I give it a thumbs up. :P My friend stood in line forever today to get his new iPhone 4, and I ended up breaking it. :| Well, haha, he said it acts weird now.. Also, here's some thumbs up emotes: d(^.-)
FFML_314 12
Lol, so my picture appears to be provactive to you? People should be allowed to dress any way they want. Although I agree with you to a certain extent, people should know their boundaries and hold a sense of control. Everybody will have a different view about a person's picture. For example, Jessie's picture was not in the least bit sexual to me but another person thought otherwise. Did it give anyone a right to say "hey baby let's screw, you're so hot, omg I want to do you right now" yes because it's freedom of speech but she was inviting people to do so simply because of her picture. The point is that people are to desperate. If you're going to "hit" on somebody, send them a private message and get to know them. I know from experience that it certainly pays off in the end. :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Give them towels :D
Haileyw15 0
SOTY :D
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
well I think missrachies pic does seem like she wants attention and as long as she doesn't complain on people looking at her I'm fine. and I do think people are too desperate but saying "ur cute" is not bad. Hell I'd love some random person to say I'm cute. what I'm trying to say is don't post a flattering pic and complain when someone comments on how "hot" or "cute" u look. and Brah I don't think u broke it I think the iPhone 4 is just too high-tech for him 0.0. haha. btw Ty d(-.0)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
... all my post which was 2 paragraphs long just went poof. anti-flood please go find the deepest hole in the world and jump into it. gah.
LamesauceDx 0
use your mouth. ;D
blue_eyes4602 0
Ttry to improvise and use something else if you can not find anyone to buy diapers for you. It's a little odd that they left you without any diapers for their children. And as for everyone who keeps insulting others on here, stop acting so childish. What good comes out of treating others badly?
FFML_314 12
Yeah I see your point :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
178- they did it cuz they is dickheads
FFML_314 12
Dickheads they are :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Dickheads they is Typo
TurboTalon 0
Use the parents towels or shirts.
Blame_The_Dog 0
WIN.
beachgirl332 0
I'm 14 too! lol
iAmLol_fml 0
ydi for babysitting
Alboboi 0
#22 you are hotttt
ashpen10 0
well it could always be worse, you could have them be mixed up or something
LegitDGK 0
ydi for being so unprepared the part about the diapers isn't your fault but all babysitters r supposed to get the parent's phone number for emergencies and I bet there is a working house phone there
ballwiz24 0
OP's in some deep s***
clandestine77 0
keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.
the_Flirt 0
old scool diapers
My_Deathbed 0
in soviet russia babies babysit you!
nightELFassasin6 0
good one fag
gasbreakdipdip 0
ok first accual good sovit Russia joke in a long time
iTzAeroz 0
nah it's still lame.. nice try though
Thawn 0
In Soviet Russia iPod touch you! ;)
SarcasticBunny 0
LOL.
mindguy3 0
ydi for having ears
JGood09 0
Better go find one of their hand towels or somethin
LILWEEBY 0
newspaper!
remieshine16 0
Good Luck. Maybe Try Using Paper Towel Or Some Rags To Make A Diaper. Fyl
elijahblue3 0
Use there very pricey curtains for doing this to you!! :)
abbie14 0
hahaha use kitchen curtains!!!!! Don't you watch Drake and Josh?!?!