Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
lawl. pubechip.
mama2b3 20
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!
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Comments (222)
__ChR1s__ 0
argh that's disgusting...
missdisasta 0
that's hella grody!!!
eduardosuritalov 0
PUUBE ATTACK
kingtuna 0
your dad is a nasty basturd!!
mpclaw 3
moral of the story: don't eat chips. you must be in the UK since you call them chips. look around the pub and see how many thin pretty girls are eating chips.
Primus_fml 0
Everyone calls them chips. And besides, it says the OP is from Arizona.
Thalymor 0
Chips in the UK are what people in the States call fries. That's why if you order Fish and Chips you get fish and fries. OP was probably eating potato chips which are called crisps in the UK.
LoganBballin16 0
no one asked for a history lesson about what the uk calls food dude!! stfu!
Ella_fml 17
They're still called chips everywhere, they're not fries... My first thought is OP was talking about Lays, Doritos, or something.
Primus_fml 0
If something like this happened to me, I'd try to forget about it rather than put it on the Internet.
gbaby2454 0
ewwwwww that's is so ****** up. Why would your dad do that in front of you? WTF
Haterman123 0
eww tell me ur not pregnant
8229 0
true fml. that's fukin gross
QueenDani 0
That's ******* nasty, man. :/